Airports on Full Alert

Britain has been warned today to expect a security risk after 900 stolen visas were sold on the black market in Pakistan. Ports and airports were on full alert last night after it had emerged the documents are being snapped up in Muslim extremist countries for £500 each. Staff have been ordered to carry out extra passport checks.

A Whitehall spokesman stated, “Pakistan is one of the worst places these visas could have turned up. They could be used by illegal immigrants and fundamentalists.”